I SWEAR MY ROOMMATE IS A VAMPIRE
by Arabella Thorne
Ever declare bankruptcy? Don’t, it sucks … okay, really bad joke. Anyway, after my bankruptcy my home equity line payment took a jump into the ozone layer and I needed extra money, fast. So, I decided it was time for a roommate.
After screening lots of potential candidates (let me tell you, what a real life horror story that was), I became desperate and did something I never thought I’d ever do. I rented my master suite to a vampire.
I know, what you’re thinking, Dracula, fangs, blood, hot, sexy, the whole package. Well, this one’s different. He’s the perfect renter, quiet, neat, tidy, pays on time. In fact he kind of reminds me of high school algebra teacher.
All was going well, until things started to happen, nasty things. Apparently, some people were not happy because, I a human, was sharing my living space with a vampire.
Reality … Now that really bites!
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